Do’s and Don’ts About Underwear

Since I’ve witnessed a lot of examples of bad clothes happening to good people, I’ve decided to take some notes and make comments. I’ll start with underwear and the rules of showing it off. So, I think that you

Don’t:

1. Show that you are wearing thongs if you are overweighed. This doesn’t mean you shouldn’t wear them at all. Be my guest:-) It just means that you don’t have to show them on purpose. In fact, I don’t think you should do it even if you have model parameters. This kind of dressing up is only good if you are Christina Aguilera singing “Dirty” on stage. Not because stars look better with their thongs showing. They just get paid for it.

2. Wear a lacy bra with a see-through shirt. These shirts are great with smooth bras of matching colors. Lacy underwear is only good in one occasion – when you get undressed in front of your boyfriend. He can truly enjoy ribbons, bows and cute curves. Not the community, so please, don’t.

3. If you are a guy, pleas-please don’t try to make yourself look all cool with pants barely holding on your knees and your boxers showing. If I wanted you, boy, I’d get these pants off in no time. But looking at your nearly naked butt in front of me in the cafeteria is just no good… at all. And there is no third option.

Do:

1. Wear thongs with tight jeans. It’s not a rule, and certainly not obligatory. It’s just that your butt looks much sexier if there are no panty lines showing.

2. Wear bright bras showing from under a shirt. If the bra is green with bright yellow print on it, it will look perfectly fine with any one-colored top.

3. Again, guys… boxers are great! But only if your girl is the one to see them:-)